We like the casual look of mismatched dining room chairs
Oh good. Then you’ll love my place. None of my chairs match and I only have three of them so when guests are over we eat on the sofa and I pull up the desk chair. Also one of the chairs has stuff piled on it so nobody tries to sit in it because the support is broken and I’d hate for a guest to get hurt.
So my place must be “casual” and rustic, right?
Face. Meet palm.
Oh yeah, and those chairs? Fucking$250 apiece.